This is not ranking how much I love the show or even the quality of the song. This ranking is about how appropriately the song fits the story and vibes.
| Campaign |
Ranking |
Reasoning |
| Amnesty |
#1 |
This is the platonic ideal of a theme song that all theme songs should strive for. It sounds great and perfectly fits no matter how funny or serious the episode starts or ends with. The sound completely fits in with the story setting. |
| Steeplechase |
#2 |
This one is also really great and I can easily envision it being the opening for some kind of TV show. It fits super well with the Krystal-with-a-K openings and has the vibes of the semi-serious mostly silly hijinks the gang gets up to. Its only problem is that it cannot beat Amnesty's unbreakable swag. |
| Balance |
#3 |
Iconic and bitchin. It almost feels like the story grew to fit the song rather than the other way around. Once again, it just isn't quite as good or fitting as the top two. |
| Ethersea |
#4 |
I'm not entirely sure how to justify this one. It's pretty good, but its always felt like its just slightly lacking in something to me. It is definitely giving the epic undersea adventure vibes that it needs to however. |
| Dust |
#5 |
Once again its not......bad. It fits. It does its job. I enjoy it. Its just can't compete with its brothers above. |
| Commitment |
#6 |
Okay now we start to get into the territory of ones that are a little bad... it's a little boring and slow for a superhero story. They did their best. |
| Graduation |
#7 |
I just can't stand this theme. Once again I want to reiterate that this is not about the quality of the show or the song. I love Graduation so much. And I think the song is fun too. But they do not fit together. It literally drove me insane through my entire listen. I don't know how to articulate in better terms but the vibes do not match at all. It makes me so mad. |
