About me

• I use he/him pronouns
• I am in grad school for library and information science
• i am dying all of the time
• I have 4 cats
• A man walks down the street
  He says, "Why am I soft in the middle, now?
  Why am I soft in the middle?
  The rest of my life is so hard
  I need a photo-opportunity
  I want a shot at redemption
  Don't want to end up a cartoon
  In a cartoon graveyard"
  Bonedigger, Bonedigger
  Dogs in the moonlight
  Far away in my well-lit door
  Mr. Beerbelly, Beerbelly
  Get these mutts away from me
  You know, I don't find this stuff amusing anymore
  [Chorus]
  If you'll be my bodyguard
  I can be your long lost pal
  I can call you Betty
  And Betty, when you call me, you can call me Al
  [Verse 2]
  A man walks down the street
  He says, "Why am I short of attention?
  Got a short little span of attention
  And, whoa, my nights are so long
  Where's my wife and family?
  What if I die here?
  Who'll be my role model
  Now that my role model is gone, gone?"
  He ducked back down the alley
  With some roly-poly little bat-faced girl
  All along, along
  There were incidents and accidents
  There were hints and allegations
  [Chorus]
  If you'll be my bodyguard
  I can be your long lost pal
  I can call you Betty
  And Betty, when you call me, you can call me Al
  Call me Al
  [Interlude]
  [Verse 3]
  A man walks down the street
  It's a street in a strange world
  Maybe it's the third world
  Maybe it's his first time around
  Doesn't speak the language
  He holds no currency
  He is a foreign man
  He is surrounded by the sound, the sound
  Cattle in the marketplace
  Scatterlings and orphanages
  He looks around, around
  He sees angels in the architecture
  Spinning in infinity
  He says, "Amen and Hallelujah!"
  [Chorus]
  If you'll be my bodyguard
  I can be your long lost pal
  I can call you Betty
  And Betty, when you call me, you can call me Al
  Call me
  [Bridge]
  Na na na na, na na na na
  Na na na na, na na na-na na-na
  Na na na na, na-na na-na na na
  Na na na na, na na na na
  [Outro]
  If you'll be my bodyguard
  I can call you Betty
  If you'll be my bodyguard
  I can call you Betty
  If you'll be my bodyguard
• you can call me rat. or you can calllll meeee aaaaaal :3